The manly mushroom

Does God have a sense of humor or ... ?

Come on people, do your part!

Question for God

Tell me only the good things you remember ... about your mother

Just because you're paranoid

Just because you're paranoid that doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Give your soul to Jesus

Give your soul to Jesus, cause your as s is in my hands.

- ground control to pilot flying blind

What brings you here ?

I'm on a roll

Look out Vegas here I come

Two plastic knives from Burger King

Two

plastic knives accidentally packaged in same plastic wrapper.

Ok which is it?

Whatever it takes

Some business vehicles have a sign that says, safety is our primary goal. Not these guys.

The personal touch

All this and a fantastic golfer, too.

Responsibility

• This problem has reached epidemic proportions. 

do you wish to continue ?

For you,

For you, I'll make a deception.

You're only as good

You're only as good
as your last line of code. 

You're the one