There is this world famous piano tuner named Oppornockity. He travels the world constantly tuning only the world's greatest pianos. His schedule goes out two years. He's booked.
There is this rich guy that is throwing a party for his wife's birthday in two years. He is hiring the world greatest virtuoso to play. He buys the best piano money can buy. Everything must be perfect.
The day before the party Oppornockity tunes the piano. It is perfect.
Later that day relatives start showing up for the party the next day. They have kids. That evening the adults are out on the patio. The kids find the piano. They bang all over the keys. The littlest kid says watch this! As he runs down the keyboard in his tennis shoes. The rich guy runs in screaming STOP! The piano is out of tune.
The rich guy calls Oppornockity and pleads, you must come back, I'll pay anything!
Oppornockity replies, sadly it is impossible. Oppornockity tunes only once.
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